Dracula Jokes – Count Dracula Jokes – Halloween Jokes

Dracula Jokes – Count Dracula Jokes – Halloween Jokes
Q. What did Dracula say after reading Halloween jokes? A. They bite!

Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria.

Q. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: A necktarine

Q. Why doesn’t Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat. A. Because of the coffin.

Q. What songs does Dracula hate? A. “You Are My Sunshine” and “Sunshine on my Shoulders.

Q. Why doesn’t anybody like Dracula? A. He has a bat temper.

Q. Why did Dracula go to the dentist? A. He had a fang-ache.

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A. His fang club.

Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine? A. To stop his coffin.

Q. Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes? A. Sandals don’t look good with his tuxedo.

Q. What did Dracula have for dessert? A. Whine & Ice scream

Q. What is Dracula’s favorite restaraunt? A. Murder King
 

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