Mother’s Day Jokes
Mother’s Day versus Father’s Day
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong.
“Nothing,” said the woman.
Not buying it, he asked again. “Seriously, what’s wrong?”
“Do you really want to know? Well, I’ll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother’s Day, They don’t even tell me so much as ‘Thank you’.”
“Well don’t feel bad.” he said. “Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Father’s Day gift.”
“Yes,” she said, “but I’m their real mother.”
Mother’s Day Quotes
A mother understands what a child does not say.
- Unknown
Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said that there’d be so many!
- Unknown
My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate
- Unknown
WORKING MOTHER — Any mother who gets out of bed.
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