Comments for Funny Jokes

Comment on Halloween Jokes – Halloween Limericks by Ross Bonnar

Ross Bonnar — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:17:00 +0000

Your jokes are not funny

Comment on Funny Dying Irish Nun Joke by Ross Bonnar

Ross Bonnar — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:12:02 +0000

That joke was not one bit funny

Comment on Navajo female wisdom by jud

jud — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 06:59:12 +0000

hehehehehe!!!! that was so funny!!keep good jokes coming.

Comment on Funny Inheritance Joke by Dave K

Dave K — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:06:21 +0000

NO LONGER CARE ABOUT YOUR DUMB SITE. WILL MOVE ON TO ANOTHER THAT ACTUALLY HAS HUMOR AND CHANGES IT ON A REGULAR BASIS.

Comment on Dracula Jokes – Count Dracula Jokes – Halloween Jokes by snake

snake — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:55:27 +0000

DRACULA’S REINCARNATIONS

Dracula was killed one day and up he was due to be re-incarnated. He was refused because of all the sins that he had done going around sucking blood and killing. He was finally given another chance to redeem himself. Dracula was sent to earth, BUT not in a human form. He would only be re-incarnated into any other living things of his choice.

Still unrepentant, Dracula said, “OK, I want to become a living thing with wings and suck blood, heh..heh..heh.”

“So be it”…..and Dracula was changed into a vampire bat.

So back to earth he went, flying around sucking the blood of animals until one day when he got killed by a farmer.

Feeling a bit sheepish he requested for another chance. After much pleading he was given another chance. He was told that he will be sent back again but not as a human or a bat. Dracula was asked, “What will it be this time?”

Still adamant, Dracula said, “I’ll still want to be a living thing with wings and suck blood!” After much consideration Dracula was turned into a mosquito.

So, back to earth again he went, flying around and sucking blood until one day, SPLAT! he was squashed by his victim.

Feeling stupid, Dracula again requested for one last chance to redeem himself. Consent was finally given but this time Dracula cannot become a living thing. Dracula can only be turned into a NON-living thing of his choice.

Still stubborn, Dracula said, “Okaayyy.. then turn me in to a non-living thing with wings that sucks blood!! heh.. heh.. heh..”

No problem…..Dracula was changed into a non-living thing that sucks blood. Dracula became a Stayfree maxi-pad!

Comment on Funny Jokes – The New Boss by CARTOON GIFTS, GIFT MOUSEPADS, T-SHIRTS, CAPS

CARTOON GIFTS, GIFT MOUSEPADS, T-SHIRTS, CAPS — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:58:49 +0000

a boss is like a diaper….always on your butt and usually full of it

Comment on Halloween Jokes by hollie smith

hollie smith — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:27:29 +0000

Hiya-i am ment to be Sagittarius will manage to wander to the next town but i am wondering when that will be?

Comment on Dracula Jokes – Count Dracula Jokes – Halloween Jokes by hollie smith

hollie smith — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:25:15 +0000

I thought that these jokes were excellent and i think that they will go great on the napkins i serve at the halloween party i am having this year and they will make everybody laugh and i dont think it will take long at my party till every-body is laughing until they spill there drinks! Thank-you so much for the very entertaining, and excellent jokes and answers and i hope there will be some more updated soon enough for christmas and make every-one laugh and i will be sure to tell everybody where i got these extacular! jokes from

Thank-You agian

Hollie Smith!

Comment on Halloween Jokes – Halloween Limericks by Jane Goodman

Jane Goodman — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 16:47:58 +0000

Always think I will remember a limerick once I hear it, but turns out I only remember two. Here is one.

The bustard’s a wonderful foul
with minimal reason to growl.
He is spared what would be
illegitimacy
by the grace of a fortunate vowel.

Comment on Funny Joke on Annoying People by Suba

Suba — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 08:35:11 +0000

Very natghty