Funny Jokes – Stupid Puns – NASA

NASA

Last week NASA launched a dozen Holsteins in a low orbit around the world.

The newspaper headline referred to this as the herd shot around the world!

Animals in Heaven?

Are there Animals in Heaven?

Little John was bothered with a question that he had to ask his Sunday School teacher.

“Miss Davis, are there any animals in heaven?”

“I’m not sure Johnny, answered the teacher, The Bible doesn’t say anything about animals in heaven.”

“Oh, there’s got to be animals in heaven”, insisted Johnny

“What makes you think so?” says the teacher

“Well….every time there’s a thunderstorm, my father says it’s raining cats and dogs!”

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