Funny Jokes – Dear Fellow Business Owners

Dear Fellow Business Owners:

As a business owner who employs 30 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama will be our next president, and that my taxes and fees will go up in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Customer will have to see an increase in my fees to them of about 8-10%. I will also have to lay off six of my employees. This really bothered me as I believe we are family here and didn’t know how to choose who will have to go. So, this is what I did.

I strolled thru the parking lot and found eight Obama bumper stickers on my employees cars. I have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off.

I can’t think of another fair way to approach this problem. If you have a better idea, let me know. I am sending this letter to all business owners that I know.

Sincerely,

Funny Jokes Business Owner

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Famous Quotes

Funny Jokes – Tax Jokes – Tax Collector

A man walks into a restaurant with his pet alligator under his arm.

“Do you serve tax collectors?”, he asks the barman.

“Of course”, says the barman.

“Well,” replies the man, “I’ll have a beer, and my alligator will have a tax collector.

Tax Jokes – Tax Forms Long vs Short

Tax Forms, Long vs Short

Ah, spring and the month of April. The chirping of birds, the fresh smell of flowers, the sunny days … and the time that taxes are due. Yes, it’s that time of year, when you put sum 5A into slot 6B, subtract the lesser of 12Z or 11Q from 10C, check the number of boxes entered and enter the number of checkered boxes, and try to figure out of you weigh more than last year’s tax return.

I just did my taxes and when I was done I was happy to see that I’m getting a refund … look at the money the government is giving to me…until I thought, “Hey, it was MY money to begin with!”

The difference between the short tax form and long tax form is simple.

If you use the short form, the government gets your money.

If you use the long form, the accountant gets your money.