Two lovers left a party and hailed a cab to take them to a romantic hotel in the hills. The driver wasn’t too sure how to get there, so told the couple he would ask directions when they got closer to their destination.
Meanwhile, the lovers couldn’t wait to get busy, so they got down to business in the back seat. During the couple’s moment of passion, the cab driver noticed a fork in the road, and said, “I take the next turn, right?”
“No way, get your own,” said the man, “this one’s mine!”