Funny Jokes – Texas Talk

Texas Talk

She’s as graceful as an elephant tryin’ to use a typewriter…

He’s big ‘nough to shade an elephant…

I felt like I’d been ridin’ the rough string with a borrowed saddle…

I didn’t break anything, but all my hinges, bolts an’ nuts were sure
loosened…

Things ’round here’ve been quietern’ a hole in the ground…

It’s cold ‘nough to make a polar bear hunt cover…

He called on her as regular as a goose goes barefooted…

Go hunt up somethin’ yuh can use as a backbone…

He had no more guts than a snake has hips…

Somebody done stole his rudder…

He’s full-grown in body only…

He was plumb weak north of his ears…

My feet’re feelin’ like they had wintered on a hard pasture…

You’re walkin’ in quicksand over hell…

The closest he’s been to a cow is a t-bone steak…

He sat there paddin’ out hiss belly with my beef…

With another twenty pounds she could a joined a side show…

Yup, he’s backed right up to hell’s backdoor…

One Response

  1. In wat context do these expressions fit in ?

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