You’re a real baseball fanatic if you think the last words to the Star
Spangled Banner are: “Play Ball!”
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like baseball games?
A: Because he gets to see some balls.
The difference between politics and baseball is that in baseball, when
you’re caught stealing, you’re out….
Wade Boggs, Steve Garvey and Pete Rose are in a bar. A pretty woman walks by
and Boggs says, “I’m going to ask her out.”
Garvey replied, “You can’t do that, she’s carrying my baby.”
To which Rose added, “You wanna bet?”