Dracula Jokes – Count Dracula Jokes – Halloween Jokes

Dracula Jokes – Count Dracula Jokes – Halloween Jokes
Q. What did Dracula say after reading Halloween jokes? A. They bite!

Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria.

Q. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: A necktarine

Q. Why doesn’t Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat. A. Because of the coffin.

Q. What songs does Dracula hate? A. “You Are My Sunshine” and “Sunshine on my Shoulders.

Q. Why doesn’t anybody like Dracula? A. He has a bat temper.

Q. Why did Dracula go to the dentist? A. He had a fang-ache.

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A. His fang club.

Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine? A. To stop his coffin.

Q. Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes? A. Sandals don’t look good with his tuxedo.

Q. What did Dracula have for dessert? A. Whine & Ice scream

Q. What is Dracula’s favorite restaraunt? A. Murder King

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  1. I thought that these jokes were excellent and i think that they will go great on the napkins i serve at the halloween party i am having this year and they will make everybody laugh and i dont think it will take long at my party till every-body is laughing until they spill there drinks! Thank-you so much for the very entertaining, and excellent jokes and answers and i hope there will be some more updated soon enough for christmas and make every-one laugh and i will be sure to tell everybody where i got these extacular! jokes from

    Thank-You agian

    Hollie Smith!


    Dracula was killed one day and up he was due to be re-incarnated. He was refused because of all the sins that he had done going around sucking blood and killing. He was finally given another chance to redeem himself. Dracula was sent to earth, BUT not in a human form. He would only be re-incarnated into any other living things of his choice.

    Still unrepentant, Dracula said, “OK, I want to become a living thing with wings and suck blood, heh..heh..heh.”

    “So be it”…..and Dracula was changed into a vampire bat.

    So back to earth he went, flying around sucking the blood of animals until one day when he got killed by a farmer.

    Feeling a bit sheepish he requested for another chance. After much pleading he was given another chance. He was told that he will be sent back again but not as a human or a bat. Dracula was asked, “What will it be this time?”

    Still adamant, Dracula said, “I’ll still want to be a living thing with wings and suck blood!” After much consideration Dracula was turned into a mosquito.

    So, back to earth again he went, flying around and sucking blood until one day, SPLAT! he was squashed by his victim.

    Feeling stupid, Dracula again requested for one last chance to redeem himself. Consent was finally given but this time Dracula cannot become a living thing. Dracula can only be turned into a NON-living thing of his choice.

    Still stubborn, Dracula said, “Okaayyy.. then turn me in to a non-living thing with wings that sucks blood!! heh.. heh.. heh..”

    No problem…..Dracula was changed into a non-living thing that sucks blood. Dracula became a Stayfree maxi-pad!

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