Ghost Jokes – Ghosts Jokes – Halloween Jokes
Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!
Q. Why can’t the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat? A.Ghoul
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos.
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? A. He didn’t have a haunting license.
Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? A. He is mist.
Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater? A. Because he is always a goblin.
Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire? A. A toasty ghosty.
Q. What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae? A. Whipped scream.
Q: Why can’t Boy Ghosts make babies?? A: Because they have Hollow-Weenies!
Q. What are ghosts’ favorite kind of streets? A. Dead ends
Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? A. Mas-scare-a.
Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective? A. Sherlock Moans.
Q. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop? A. Scream or sugar!
Q. Where does a ghost refuel his porche? A. At a ghastly station.
Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? A. A boo-tie.