New STD Strain Appears In New Orleans

New STD Strain Appears In New Orleans

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Stupid Transmitted Disease in New Orleans. The disease is contracted through ignorance coupled with dangerous and high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectem and pronounced “gonna re-elect’em.”

Many victims have contracted it and keep passing it around year after year.

The strain first appeared in early 2006…Mayor Nagin was returned to the mayors office. The current strain surfaced again this past fall when William Jefferson won the runoff election.

The Center for Disease Control has issued a severe warning this past week that there is danger this strain of Stupid Transmitted Disease in New Orleans may be in the process of mutating and infect the entire State of Louisiana by early fall just in time for the Governor’s election.

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