It takes an Italian man…

It takes an Italian man…

It  takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman…

On a recent  transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence  is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck
by  lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in  the front of the plane. “I’m too young to die,” she
wails. Then she yells,  “Well, if I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on
earth to be  memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like
a  WOMAN?”

For a moment there is silence.. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all
stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the  plane. He is gorgeous : tall,
well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle,unbuttoning his  shirt…..one button at a
time. ……

No one moves. ……

He  removes his shirt. …….

Muscles ripple across his chest. …..

She  gasps………..

He whispers: …….

“Iron this, and get me something to eat….”

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2 Responses

  1. Too funny – as an Italian hybrid I understand this very well. The Hybrid includes Irish, English, French Canadian and Kahnawake (Mohawk). Only half is Italian btw.

    So I’ve got the best of all worlds.

  2. Crass, sexist, mysoginistic . . . you’ve got a winner here.

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