Funny Jokes – Boring Jokes
A man was on a train, mumbling to himself, smiling, and then raising his hand. After a moment of silence, he would go through the same process … mumble, smile, raise hand, silence.
A woman was observing this, and after about an hour, she said, “Pardon me, sir. Is anything wrong?”
“Oh, no,” the first man replied. “It’s just that long trips get boring so I tell myself jokes.”
“But why, sir,” asked the woman, “do you keep raising your hand?”
“Well,” said the man, “that’s to interrupt myself because I’ve heard that one before.”