She’ll find a horse!
Joe was trying to lead a horse in the street, but was having much trouble
getting the horse’s cooperation. A passerby stopped and asked if he could
help. Joe was grateful and gladly accepted.
After much pushing and shoving, they finally got the horse to the front door
of Joe’s apartment house. Joe indicated that the horse was to go through the
door. More pushing and shoving.
Once inside, Joe and the passerby managed to work the horse up the steps and
into Joe’s apartment on the third floor, then through the living room and
into the bathtub.
Wiping the sweat from his brow, the good samaritan said, “I don’t want to be
nosy, but this is most unusual…”
Joe said, “When my wife comes home, she’ll look in the bathroom and say,
‘There’s a horse in there!’ ”
“Hey, how many times in a man’s life will he ever get the chance to tell
his wife, ‘I know! I know!’?”