Funny Jokes – Gasoline Jokes

 Funny Jokes – Gasoline Jokes

My wife wanted to go somewhere expensive for our anniversary, so I took her down the street to the Sunoco station.

I have my car towed to work because it’s cheaper than buying gas.

All in favor of conserving gasoline, please raise your right foot.

I saw a guy on the street corner, holding up a hat and a sign that said, “Wife and 2 Cars to Feed.”

For our vacation this summer, we’re thinking it will be cheaper to just mail the car.

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10 Responses

  1. i added your site to my blogroll because i like it

  2. […] Funny Jokes – Gasoline Jokes […]

  3. Hilarious! Thanks!

    Your Friends at Nameless, Faceless Love

  4. I love your whole consept keep it coming

  5. um i dont get it:S

  6. these jokes are gay

  7. really gay

  8. who’s gay?

    the guy who made these jokes

  9. Agreed. Totally gay.

    Only the spammers like it

  10. Well the prices went down nicely here over the winter in Florida, but they are headed back up again and close to $3 a gallon! Good jokes, sad that it’s true though.

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