Christmas Gifts

What To Say About That “Special” Christmas Gift

Hey! There’s a gift!

Well, well, well …

Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would’ve fit.

This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

Gosh! I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though.
There are lots of unexplained fires.

If the dog buries it, I’ll be furious!

I love it — but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

To think…I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to
charity.

I really don’t deserve this.

It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this
from me.

Christmas Jokes 

Sayings

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