Just in time for football season… Football finally makes
A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football
game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied,” especially the cute
guys with all the big muscles; but I just couldn’t
understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?”
“Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then
for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’
Helloooo? It’s only 25 cents!”