‘Scuse Me…

A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date,
but couldn’t get her attention. When he was able to catch
her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her
into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his
amazement, she readily consented.

He said, “Why have you been avoiding me all this time? You
wouldn’t even make eye contact.”

“Oh,” said the waitress, “I thought you wanted more coffee.”


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