Power outage…

Fred, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were
sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper.

After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that
the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have
to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.

Bill said to Jim and Scott, “Let’s break the monotony of
this unpleasant task by concentrating on something
interesting. I’ll tell jokes for 25 flights, Jim can sing
songs for the next 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad
stories for the rest of the way.”

At the 26th floor, Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began
to sing. At the 51st floor, Jim stopped singing and Scott
began to tell sad stories.

“I will tell my saddest story first,” he said. “I left the
room key in the car!”

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3 Responses

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  2. omg….now killin him will make a happy story.lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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