Male/Female Comprehension…..

Words with Two Meanings…

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female……Any part under a car’s hood.
Male……….The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female……Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male………Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female……The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s
partner.
Male……….Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with
the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female……A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male………..Trying not to hit on other women while out with this
one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female……A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male………Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female……An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male……….A source of entertainment, self-expression, male
bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female……The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male……Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…….A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male……A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes

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4 Responses

  1. Good one!

  2. Oh-well-now, the problem here is you’ve got a mature woman with an idiot male 🙂 Or is the latter redundant? Note, if you’re a male and that question hurts your brain, we’ll just say the answer is yes, lol

  3. that’s a nice one. I like it.

  4. Jokes are good as long as they are clean. Thanks for supporting humor.

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