Funny Jokes – for Halloween
Trick or Treating by your sign…
# Aries pushes the others aside to get to the door first.
# Taurus will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.
# Gemini goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.
# Cancer stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.
# Leo plans their costume for months, then won’t go out because someone else had the same idea.
# Virgo wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they’re a bookkeeper.
# Libra is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.
# Scorpio isn’t in it for the candy.
# Sagittarius will manage to wander to the next town.
# Capricorn makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.
# Aquarius builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.
# Pisces skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon.
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