Funny Jokes – Missionary….

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just
can’t seem to get a tender Missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted
them, I’ve stewed them, I’ve barbecued them, I’ve tried every sort of
marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender.”

The second cannibal asks, “What kind of Missionary do you use?”

The other replied, “You know, the ones that hang out at that place at
the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around
the waist and they’re sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on
their heads.”

“Ah, ha!” the second cannibal replies. “No wonder … those are
friars!”

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