“While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to
release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to
grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance
from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving
*right now*, she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
threatening, ‘If you don’t let me go right now, I will tell Grandma
that I saw you kissing Daddy’s pee-pee last night!'”
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even
the tellers stopped what they were doing!
I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank
with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door
closed behind me were screams of laughter”