Funny Jokes

Shipwrecked!!!

After a terrible storm, a sailor, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a shipwreck, and they found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there for a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the sailor. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog became jealous, growling fiercely until the sailor took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and during another storm, there was yet another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the sailor had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the s ailor started to get “those feelings” again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously and whispered in her ear…………”Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?”

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