Lawyers

 What’s another difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
                  

Removable wingtips.
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What’s the difference between God and a lawyer?

God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.
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Why does California have the most lawyers in the country and New Jersey have the most toxic waste sites?
                   

New Jersey got first choice.

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Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers hostage?
           

They threatened to release one every hour until their demands were met.

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One Response

  1. This is sooooo funny!

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