The Washington Post asked readers to come up with inept romantic sentiments
for Valentine’s Day:
Your kisses are sweeter than wine, but without the paper bag.
I am irrationally exuberant for you in the third quarter of my fiscal life, with rising
My love for you runs hotter than a ’74 Nova with a V-8 engine and a busted water
Darling, you make me as hot as those hand dryers in a turnpike restroom.
If we were cockroaches, I’d want to have all 456,845 of your children.
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