I Love Her But…(a collection of men’s thoughts on their women)

… every so often, boom! she’s a brunette. Or I come home to a

redhead. Actually, I have no idea what her natural color is.

–Cary, Seattle

… she’ll brush her teeth but she won’t go to the dentist. She

says she’s not afraid of the pain, she just doesn’t want to put

herself in the hands of any fellow who’d choose to be a dentist.

–Terence, Gary, Ind.

… she’s stopped shaving her legs. She says that now people will

know she’s a natural blonde.

–Ned, Tucson, Ariz.

… she takes her half of the bed out of the middle.

-Robin, Gladwyne, Pa.

… it annoys her that our children look like me.

–James, New Orleans

… counting my wife and our teenage girls, that’s four women.

Somebody’s always got PMS.

–Everett, Little Rock, Ark.

… with five kids, I don’t have time to complain about my wife.

I don’t have time to notice her.

–Bob, Charleston, W.Va.