… every so often, boom! she’s a brunette. Or I come home to a
redhead. Actually, I have no idea what her natural color is.
… she’ll brush her teeth but she won’t go to the dentist. She
says she’s not afraid of the pain, she just doesn’t want to put
herself in the hands of any fellow who’d choose to be a dentist.
–Terence, Gary, Ind.
… she’s stopped shaving her legs. She says that now people will
know she’s a natural blonde.
–Ned, Tucson, Ariz.
… she takes her half of the bed out of the middle.
-Robin, Gladwyne, Pa.
… it annoys her that our children look like me.
–James, New Orleans
… counting my wife and our teenage girls, that’s four women.
Somebody’s always got PMS.
–Everett, Little Rock, Ark.
… with five kids, I don’t have time to complain about my wife.
I don’t have time to notice her.
–Bob, Charleston, W.Va.
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