Funny Jokes

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, He’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher, She’s dead.” East Valley Living

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Funny Quotes – Insults

Q: How many jerks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Just one. He holds the lightbulb still and lets the world revolve around him.

Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes – Insults

There are some people in this world who should be removed in order to spare us their crushing banality.

Sayings

Funny Quotes – Insults

We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
– Ashleigh Brilliant

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