Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when He decided
that He really needed a new robe.
After looking around for a while, He saw a sign for
Finkelstein, the Tailor.
So, He went in and made the necessary arrangements to
have Finkelstein prepare a new robe for Him.
A few days later, when the robe was finished, Jesus
tried it on and it was a perfect fit!
He asked how much He owed but Finkelstein brushed him
off: “No, no, no, for the Son of God? There’s no charge!
However, may I ask for a small favor?”
Whenever you give a sermon, perhaps you could just
mention that your nice new robe was made by Finkelstein,
Jesus readily agreed and as promised, extolled the
virtues of His Finkelstein robe whenever He spoke to
A few months later, while Jesus was again walking through
Jerusalem, He happened to walk past Finkelstein’s shop
and noted a huge line of people waiting for Finkelstein’s
He pushed his way through the crowd to speak to him and
as soon as Finkelstein spotted Him he said: “Jesus,
Jesus, look what you’ve done for my business! Would
you consider a partnership?”
“Certainly,” replied Jesus. “Jesus & Finkelstein it is.”
“Oh, no, no,” said Finkelstein. “Finkelstein & Jesus.
After all, I am the craftsman.”
The two of them debated this for some time. Their
discussion was long and spirited, but ultimately
fruitful and they finally came up with a mutually
A few days later, the new sign went up over Finkelstein’s
It said “LORD & TAYLOR”.
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