Abraham Lincoln Quotes

Neither let us be slandered from our duty by false accusations against us, nor frightened from it by menaces of destruction to the Government nor of dungeons to ourselves. LET US HAVE FAITH THAT RIGHT MAKES MIGHT, AND IN THAT FAITH, LET US, TO THE END, DARE TO DO OUR DUTY AS WE UNDERSTAND IT.

— February 27, 1860 – Cooper Union Address

– Abraham Lincoln

Sayings

Funny Jokes

Things Gays Want Heterosexuals To Know:

* We didn’t invent disco music so stop blaming us. * We’re not sure about Ricky Martin either. * We also didn’t invent the color black, but we are in complete agreement that you look better in it. * We are secretly glad Anne Heche is back on your team. She scares us. * Our so-called “gaydar” does not get us more cable stations or better reception. * We think your mini-vans are sooo cute! * David Crosby was not Melissa Etheridge’s only choice. * If he’s using two or more hair products at any one time, yes, he is. * If she’s won Wimbledon sixteen times, she is too. * Relax, we don’t want you!

Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes – Insults

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he’s a dirty little beast.
– W. S. Gilbert

Funny Jokes

Do You Believe?

Little Johnny was playing with his little brother Mickey when the
little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman.

“Sure you can, Mickey,” Johnny said, “Just flap your arms really
REALLY hard.”

So Mickey climbed up on the windowsill, started flapping like mad,
jumped, then smashed into the ground six feet below.  Horrified,
their mother came screaming into the room and said, “What happened?!?”

Little Johnny said, “I was just teaching Mickey not to believe
everything someone tells him.”