An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make
her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests.
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes
scattered over Bloomingdales. “Bloomingdales!” the rabbi exclaimed.
“Then I’ll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week.”
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