I Learned From My Cat!
Be finicky – they’ll try harder to please you in four years.
If you don’t like your presents, SULK.
If you get bored at your party – just curl up for a nap.
Don’t stress out over your first gray whisker.
Act completely unimpressed by the presents you receive.
Remember, this is your day, so if anyone bugs you, you’re
allowed to hiss and spit.
Take the day off and lie in the sun.
Stay out on the prowl all night long.
Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner.
It’s a good day to shed your inhibitions.
If you aren’t getting enough attention, sharpen your claws on
Don’t let anything or anyone PUT YOU OUT!
And remember…curiosity might kill you, but birthdays won’t!
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