A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. Picking it up, he pulls out the cork. Sure enough, out pops a huge blue genie.
The genie says, “Thank you for freeing me from my prison. In return, I will grant you three wishes.”
The man says, “Perfect. I always dreamed of this, and I know exactly what I want. First, I want ten million dollars in a Swiss bank account.” Suddenly, there is a flash of light, and a detailed list with Swiss Bank account numbers appears in his hand.
He continues. “Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here.”
There is another flash of light, and a bright red Ferrari appears right next to him.
He goes on. “Finally, I want to be irresistible to women.”
A final blaze of light, and he turns into a box of chocolates. Tiny Voices In My Head
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