Funny Jokes

Words with Two Meanings…

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female……Any part under a car’s hood. Male……….The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female……Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. Male………Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female……The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner. Male……….Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female……A desire to get married and raise a family. Male………..Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female……A good movie, concert, play or book. Male………Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female……An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male……….A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female……The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male……Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female…….A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male……A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes

Famous Sayings

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