Easter Jokes – What the Easter Bunny Taught Me

What the Easter bunny taught me

ALL I EVER NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM THE EASTER BUNNY

Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket.
Walk softly and carry a big carrot.
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
There’s no such thing as too much candy.
All work and no play can make you a basket case.
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.
Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
Some body parts should be floppy.
Keep your paws off other people’s jellybeans.
Good things come in small sugar-coated packages.
The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.
An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.
To show your true colors – you have to come out of your shell.
The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.
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  1. […] Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. – Charles M. Crowe https://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/2008/03/15/easter-jokes-what-the-easter-bunny-taught-me/ […]

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