Funny Jokes

Battle of the sexes

VERBOSITY: A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men… The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”

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  1. The Secret Service was looking for more employees. They put up a sign and the next day they picked the next three people. They brought the first guy into a room and gave him a pistol and said” Your wife is in that room go in and shoot her” The guy looked at them and said” No I can’t do it” So the Secret Service brought out the next guy and told him the same thing and handed him the gun. “He went into the room and came back out but he didn’t want to shoot her. So the Secret Service who was really desperate brought the last person in. She was a blonde so they were worried. They said” Your husbandis in that room and I want you to shoot him.” “Alright” she announced. She went into the room and the Secret Service heard alot of crashing and banging. They went in and found the man dead. “What the hell is going on” “Oh The gun was a blank so I beat him to death with a chair.”

  2. IoI
    That is 100% true..

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