Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, J.F.K, Barrack Obama, and George W. Bush. George Washington says, “I will make someone happy!” and throws a dollar bill off the plane. Then Abraham Lincoln says, “I will make five people happy!” and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane. Then J.F.K says, “I will make 500 people happy!” and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane. Then Barrack Obama says, “I will make the whole world happy!” and throws George W. Bush off the plane.
if you like Obama and not bush
Obama walks into the Office and sees The President Bush whooping and hollering. “What’s the matter, says obama
“Nothing at all. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!” Bush beamed.
“How long did it take you?”
“Well, the box said ‘3 to 5 Years’ but I did it in a month!”