Funny Jokes

Pregnant

My husband and I had been trying to have a third child for awhile. Unfortunately, the day I was to take a home pregnancy test, he was called out of town on business. I had told our young daughters about the test, and they were excited. We decided if it was positive, we would buy a baby outfit to surprise their father when he got home.

The three of us stood in the bathroom eagerly waiting for the telltale line to appear. When it did not, my thoughtful seven- year-old gave me a hug.

“It’s okay, Mom,” she said. “The next time Daddy goes out of town, you can try and get pregnant again.”

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2 Responses

  1. Why swallow him ?
    A boy about 4 year old waiting for the doctor in the waiting room, he come and ask a pregnant lady : Why is your stomach big like that ? Because there a baby in here, she answer. It’n he a really nice boy, he say.She smile at him and said : Yes he is a really nice boy. And why did you swallowed him, the boy ask, the lady ???

  2. Both good jokes (post+comment!)

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