Help Her With Her Plan

A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names.

First up was Dan. A very adventurous child.

My name is Dan,
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to India and Japan,
If I can, If I can, If I can.

“Very good”, the teacher said to Dan. She then asked Sally that it was now her turn.

My name is Sally,
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby
If I can, if I can, if I can.

“That is good Sally,” the teacher said. “But maybe one day you will change your mind.”

Next up was Glenn. He was the naughty one in the class. Here is his rhyme:

My name is Glenn,
When I grow up to be a man,
Never mind India and Japan,
I’m gonna help Sally with her plan,
I know I can, I can, I can.

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9 Responses

  1. very goood

  2. Good thinking, Glenn lol..

  3. hahha, that is really good joke, glenn is indeed helpful.

  4. Good one, lol 😆

  5. Terric attempt..glad to learn that Glenn is ready to lend his helping hand to everyone around..hahaha!!

  6. Wow, that’s something else. Nice one, Glenn 😉

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  8. Cute.

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