“You look terrible,” said the doctor. “Do you drink?”

“Why yes, plenty.” said Goldberg.

“I start every day with a bottle of schnapps.”

“And with that cough,” the doctor continued, “you probably are a smoker.”

“You bet,” said Goldberg, “Three packs a day for me.”

“Look Mr. Goldberg,” the doctor said. “You are not a healthy man. You’re going to have to give up smoking and drinking right away, and that’s an order. And before you go, that’ll be $50 for my advice.”

Goldberg replies, “So who’s taking it?”


6 Responses

  1. Eat your vegetables!!!

  2. lol.. very funn 😀

  3. not so funny!

  4. George, eat you broccoli, you don’t want to set a bad example for young Dubya!!!

  5. yeah, I get this – is that good or bad ? 🙂

  6. computer heaven and hell : the ‘hell’ made me cringe -funny

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