Funny Jokes – Losing Weight

Funny Jokes – Lost Weight

Having lost weight over the past few years, a woman was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit.

Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks.

“Wow,” the woman said, “I must have worn these when I was 183.”

Her niece looked puzzled, then asked, “How old are you now?”


16 Responses

  1. this joke sucks i mean i’v heard funnier things from a guy stalling a crowd of people.heres a joke what makes no since and stinks.
    you’re joke.

  2. Well you are certainly entitled to your opinion.
    You know what they say about opinions, right?

    Opinions are like @ssh0lez – Everybody has one.

  3. it was cute…

  4. its good i guess but it certainly is not funny. atleast not funny enough to be a joke…

  5. haha, the jokes stupid but i like the thing about assholes 😛

  6. I laughed, thus I made it a joke. 🙂 What’s all this hate about one innocent, funny little joke?

    And I think anybody who is unable to spell properly (here’s looking at you Jack and berkeley) can’t be trusted to make a sound judgement about jokes anyway. In the intellectual hierarchy, being able to understand a joke certainly ranks over spelling.


  7. Well I thought it was funny.
    Geeze people..lighten up.

  8. Cut some slack, it was cute. Just not enough punch to the joke…

  9. I have to say – that was pretty bad

  10. ha ha this made me chuckle 🙂

  11. Soory friend, i don’t think that this story is funny….

  12. Its Soooooo Not Funny..!!!!

  13. A moron walks into the internet; hilarity ensues.

  14. That’s exactly like one of my dad’s jokes. It’s like you go *huh?* then *I still don’t get it* and then *oh!*. It was just so obvious no one really gets it when you first hear it (read it).

    In other words, a groaner and my kind of joke.

  15. This one i get, but it didn’t make me lol.

  16. I like this joke. It took me a second, but I thought it was amusing. Thanks for the joke.

    As for the others, if you don’t like this joke, you can go to (I’m sorry; I shouldn’t be so rude.)

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