Blonde Jokes – Bus Ride

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend gambling trip to Louisiana . The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top-level.

The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn’t heard anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

The brunette asked, “What the heck’s going on up here? We’re having a great time downstairs!”

One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered… “YEAH, BUT YOU’VE GOT A DRIVER!”

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12 Responses

  1. how hilarious they are so stupid about 50 of blondes are stupid the other half are very intellegent!!!

  2. better than any other joke ive seen on this site but still… they should make a review system that requires sites like this to warn u that most all of the jokes on it suck!!!!!!!

  3. you guys

  4. ppl most of my friends are blondes and i just wanna say why the do blondes have to be targeted all the why not redheads or brunettes? thats all i have to say

  5. those r the funniest joke types.
    but i know several blonde’s and none r like that…
    p.s.
    i am a brunette

  6. “why the do blondes have to be targeted all the why not redheads ” That line says it all !!!!

  7. If you’re going to complain about blonde jokes always making people out to be stupid, then you really need to complain about every single stereotype on this earth. That’s all it is. A stereotype, that very few people take seriously.

    For example, there are jokes about brunettes being ugly and redheads being firey-natured, but very few people actually believe it. How many English people do you know that play cricket all the time and drink tea with a stiff upper lip? How many French people eat nothing but baguettes and onions whilst seducing as many women as possible? It’s just a joke. Stop taking it so seriously.

  8. The blonde went for a haircut and wore a set of headphones.

    The hairdresser said, “You have to take off your headphones for me to cut your hair.”

    The blonde said, “No. I can not take them off. You have to cut around them.”

    Of course, it was not professional job, so when she came back the next month, the hairdresser was more insistent, but the blonde again refused to remove the headset.

    Mid cut, the hairdreser became frustated and yanked off the head phones. In a minute the blond slumped over.

    The hairdresser picked up the headphones to listen. A tape played a repetitive message. “Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out….”

    Oh my. Don’t say I told this one. My partner is blonde, and she is a very smart woman.

    Dr. Tom Bibey

    drtombibey.wordpress.com

  9. Just another blonde joke…….I AM A BLONDE, and love it!!!!!

  10. ME TO !!!!! I LOVE BEING BLONDE IT’S LIKE WE GET MORE ATTION

  11. i love blonde jokes they r so hilarious ans so tru wen it comes to my friend! all other blondes-im not meaning tru wen it comes to u i mean to only my friend. in fact i think my natural hair color is blonde bc im bumb as hell even tho im a brunette

  12. Dr. Tom Bibey, I’ve heard that 1 b4!

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