Funny Jokes – ARITHMETIC

Funny Jokes – ARITHMETIC

A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission.

He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”

In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.”

Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.

And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.”

Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.

He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”


11 Responses

  1. unfair

  2. Very good interesting funny joke realy woooow.

  3. wow, thats all i can say

  4. not cool

  5. HaHa

  6. i like it

  7. 2 Good
    2 Be
    4 Gotten

  8. Ive read this before.

  9. poetic and yet funny

  10. HaHa but very rong

  11. Heheeeeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh.Very funny joke kudos

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