Tennessee Mechanical Engineers

Ray & Bubba (Tennessee mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

‘We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole,’ said Bubba, ‘but we don’t have a ladder.’

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, ‘Eighteen feet, six inches,’
and walked away.

Ray shook his head and laughed. ‘Ain’t that just like a woman!

We ask for the height and she gives us the length!’

Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government.

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8 Responses

  1. LOL this is so funny thoses 2 must be really stupid lollllllllllllllllllllllll

  2. im boredddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

  3. That actually makes a much funnier Polish joke.
    Bubba and Ray? How original.
    Heard this one a couple years back and it was much funnier being a polish joke.

  4. ha ha!

  5. DONT BE SILLY , HOW COULD SHE HAVE FOUND A WRENCH OR A TAPE IN HER PURSE HA HA

  6. […] Tennessee Mechanical Engineers Ray & Bubba (Tennessee mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and […] […]

  7. very funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  8. Does anyone know the joke about bubba & Ray Ray goes before the judge and he let them go, if they promised to return the next day and have convinced people to get off drugs? One drew a small circle and then a large to signify the size of their brain before and after being on drugs and got so many people to quit. Anyone know the whole joke?

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