Uses For Christmas Fruitcakes

Uses For Christmas Fruitcakes

1. Bury them in the back yard for future archaeologists to
discover.

2. Give them to your son for a science project

3. Hang on to it to find out if there REALLY is more than one
Fruitcake that’s making it’s rounds every year.

4. Use it to hold up a broken table or chair leg.

5. Mash them down and use for mortar when building a log cabin.

6. Use as exercise stepping block for step aerobics.

7. Makes a wonderful dessert for Road Kill Cafe fare.

8. Use them to pave the freeways with. Just place them on the
road and run a steamroller over them.

9. Use them as fillers to repair the river levees with! They last
indefinitely and are so dense, water can never penetrate them.

10. Last and probably least, try eating it! Hey! It’s one way to
get rid of it!

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2 Responses

  1. Haha, oh fruitcake. How I loathe thee…

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