THE HOTEL IS FULL

THE HOTEL IS FULL

A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort – one that did not admit Jews. The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, “Sorry, no room. The hotel is full.”

The Jewish lady said, “But your sign says that you have vacancies.”

The desk clerk stammered and then said curtly, “You know that we do not admit Jews. Now if you will try the other side of town…”

Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened noticeable and said, “I’ll have you know I converted to your religion.”

The desk clerk said, “Oh, yeah, let me give you a little test. How was Jesus born?”

Mrs. Rosenberg replied, “He was born to a virgin named Mary in a little town called Bethlehem.”

“Very good,” replied the hotel clerk. “Tell me more.”

Mrs. Rosenberg replied, “He was born in a manger.”

“That’s right,” said the hotel clerk. “And why was he born in a manger?”

Mrs. Rosenberg said loudly, “Because a jerk like you in the hotel wouldn’t give a Jewish lady a room for the night!”

19 Responses

  1. very good

  2. Haha, hear hear!

  3. I’m so saving it for the Advent season. The theology geeks will love that!

  4. haha:D that’s good joke

  5. well done. bravo.

  6. that was funny!

  7. Nice! Keep them coming!

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  9. i like it

  10. tht joke wasnt all funny not at all,.. sorrry lol

  11. nice. thats kindda funny

  12. Hahaha..good one

  13. nice

  14. I think maybe our wonderfull govenment has taken over this site,why else would the same joke be there for a week.But why complain,just like anything else in this country nothing will be done about it.

  15. I think maybe our wonderfull govenment has taken over this site,why else would the same joke be there for a week.But why complain,just like anything else in this country nothing will be done about it. If there is not big bucks in it for someone then oh well!!!!

  16. I think maybe our wonderfull govenment has taken over this site,why else would the same joke be there for a week.But why complain,just like anything else in this country nothing will be done about it. If there is not big bucks in it for someone then oh well $$$$$$

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  18. wow. O and if you want to get your art or whatever known, what i would do is go out into a crowded place and show people what i can do. Like paint something thats around you or go into an art studio and show them what you have and what you can do. If you really do have talent then you could gain lots of respect and you could become famous

  19. hi!!! it’s funny to read this site. i’m looking for other funny stories and i usually retell it back to my students and they are fun🙂

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