The Wager

The Wager

A man walks to the bartender and bets $100 that he can piss into a shot glass placed on the opposite end of the bar and not spill a drop. The bartender takes the bet and sets up the shot glass. The man then starts pissing all over the bar, not even close the shot glass.
The bartender starts jumping up and down, yelling “Yahoo!” Another man at the back of the bar suddenly grabs a chair and, swearing loudly, smashes it against the wall. The bartender says, “What’s with him?” The man replies, “Oh, I just bet him a thousand dollars that I could piss all over your bar and make you happy.”

10 Responses

  1. haha thats a great joke

  2. really dont like this joke, its not funny

  3. haha that was actually pretty funny. Nice.

  4. That’s Fricken Hilarious

  5. This joke was in the movie “Desperado”

  6. O.K.

  7. Wow, a jokes blog. Nice idea! I used to have hundreds of jokes when I was a lad but I forgot them all. Now I’ll never have nothing to say at a party.

  8. nice!

  9. Not clean.
    C’mon man, you’re humour needs a little more cleanliness!

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