Holy Humor – Sweet Nothings…

Funny Jokes – Sweet Nothings…

An elderly gent was invited to an old friends’ home for dinner one evening.

He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, ‘I think it’s wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names.’

The old man hung his head. ‘I have to tell you the truth,’ he said, ‘Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I’m scared to death to ask her what it is!’

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  2. omg that is that funny. i mean i just read that 6 times and it gets me everytime

  3. this is a funny post i like it very much i have read almost every post on this site so far i suggest you do too.

  4. That;s so funny. Thx

  5. lol!

  6. OMG… thank u for ur lesson… haha..

  7. He he he – funny! Thank you for sharing it🙂

  8. good one!!!!! lol

  9. Very funny!!!

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  12. that was soooooooooo freakin funny i swear

  13. Lol why dosen’t he get his friend to ask and then THEY can tell him- he’ll go like “Oh yeah!”
    1 hour l8r
    “What was her name again?”

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