“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts:financial worries.” — Jules Renard
“I never had a penny to my name. So I changed my name.”
— Henny Youngman
I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.
“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”
— Woody Allen.
“I’m not a paranoid deranged millionaire. Goddamit, I’m a billionaire.” — Howard Hughes.
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” -Douglas Adams.
“I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.” — Clinton Jones.
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